Anonymous:
no I meant your dog duh

jacksgettingfitter:

Well now I’m more confused because ‘dog’ is also what I nicknamed my penis… Which I’m okay with.

I’m reblogging this because I feel it’s important that you know my penis isn’t really named ‘dog’… it’s ‘Mr Bow-wow’

Anonymous:
no I meant your dog duh

Well now I’m more confused because ‘dog’ is also what I nicknamed my penis… Which I’m okay with.

Anonymous:
If you like the underpants on head, then the over of my pants on your ground. The chamber of movement is your teeth and my

Every now and then I get a weird ask like this. I’m very flattered, but I feel like Google translate isn’t working for you.

The chamber of movement does sound exciting though.

Anonymous:
you're so freaking sexy can I stroke more than your ego

My cat? He’s pretty needy.

Anonymous:
you have to marry me or my friend

This was so genuine until you brought your friend in.